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Sister bonding time

Chi- CASSANDRA. THE COMPUTER'S GLITCHING.
Cassandra- YEAH, I KNOW. DON'T BE SUCH A BITCH ABOUT IT.
Chi- WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY?!?!
Cassandra- I SAID THAT YOU'RE THE FUCKING QUEEN OF GLITCHES.
Chi- I SWEAR TO GOD YOU SAID SOMETHING DIFFERENT.
Cassandra- YES. I SAID YOU WERE A BI-
Chi- WHAT?!?!?!?!
Cassandra- I SAID. YOU'RE A TOTAL B-
Chi- WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU SAY?!?!?!
Cassandra- MOTHER FUCKING CHICAGO.

The talk

Step-father- So like, you two don't get pregnant... Okay?
Chi- That was the most detailed portray of heterosexual sex I had ever heard.
Cassandra- Dad... You really didn't need to give us the visual example.
Step-father- What's wrong with porn?
Chi- Nothing wrong with it, it's just that 14 year old boys usually fap to it and you're almost getting married so...
Step-father- Still don't see the big hooplah.
Cassandra- Fapping....... Fap fap fap.
Chi- Fap is a funny word.
Step-father- So girls, we don't want you to get penises launching semen inside of your vaginas and possibly getting you pregnant. Plus, you are still very young and one of you has potential in academics.
Cassandra- You suck, dad.
Step-father- I love you like an adopted daughter, sweetie. Don't expect me to love you too much.
Chi- Cassandra broke you coffee mug.
Cassandra- YOU SWORE TO KEEP THAT A SECRET.

The truth in a nutshell

Chi- Get off my bed.
Cassandra- I can be wherever the hell I want to be.
Chi- GET THE FUCK OFF.
Cassandra- MOM!!!!!!!! SHE'S BEING A TOTAL DICK.
Chi- MOM!!!!!!!!! DON'T LISTEN TO HER.
Mother- Sometimes I just want you two to move out, find some lesbian girl, live with them, get aids, and die at some point.
Chi- That's really mean.
Cassandra- I don't want aids....
Chi- School aids.
Cassandra- Band-aids.
Chi- Aids aids.
Cassandra- My grandma has aids.
Chi- Really?
Cassandra- Yeah, they help her get up the stairs.
Chi- I couldn't care less either way so suck my balls.
Cassandra- Even if you were a guy, you still wouldn't have any.
Chi- Your girlfriend has more balls then you.
Cassandra- I don't have a girlfriend.
Chi- Exactly, that's why it's so sad yet so true.
Cassandra- YOU'RE SUCH A BUTT.
Chi- YOU'RE A BIGGER BUTT THEN ME.
Cassandra and Chi- DADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!

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'Ugly' Chi Nguyen
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:iconfullmooneye:
~FullMoonEye May 14, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Thank you so much for the :+fav: :squee:
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~rosemiku May 5, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
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you try
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and you try.
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~Shallow2 May 5, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Nope... None of them are even near my address...

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What do you do when you break up with the love of your life and she doesn't even show any emotion about it? You beg for her love back....- Chi
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~rosemiku May 5, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
no, i don't. now stop freeking out about nothing.

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~OhEmGeeItsJor99 May 2, 2012   Photographer
thanks for the fav :3

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♀ + ♀ = ♥
♀ + ♂ = ♥

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~Heniasama May 2, 2012  New member Hobbyist General Artist
awww...Thanks you so much for the fav!!! n_n

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Watch me!!!! n_n
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~rosemiku Apr 30, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Goodness gracious, did you know that I love you more than anything in the world? well now you do. :heart:

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and you try
and you try.
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~Shallow2 May 1, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Awwwww!!!!~ I guess our love for each other is very similar. I love you so so so much~:heart:

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What do you do when you break up with the love of your life and she doesn't even show any emotion about it? You beg for her love back....- Chi
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Thanks for the fav!! :D
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Sorry for my english... ;_;
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คนไทยทักกันได้นะคะ
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~purplemii Apr 24, 2012  New member Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thanks a lot for the fav!
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Mood: Tender ~purplemii Apr 25, 2012  New member Hobbyist Digital Artist
And for the watch!
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Thank you for the favorite,

I appreciate it so much.
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~rosemiku Apr 14, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
got kicked off computer, sorry

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and you try
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~Shallow2 Apr 14, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
it's okay, see you tomorrow then

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What do you do when you break up with the love of your life and she doesn't even show any emotion about it? You beg for her love back....- Chi
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~rosemiku Apr 13, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
i... i missed you today~:heart:

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